Lyrics

Parody of "How Can I Be Sure" by the Young Rascals (how has there never been a Rascals' jingle?!)

When did I grow old?
I will never host the Today show
Where did I go wrong?
I don't have a clue.

Whenever I
Whenever I look back on life
I wonder why
There isn't more for me than PTI

Why can't I have
Everything I've ever dreamed of
That can't be too much to ask for
Love me but leave me alone!