Lyrics

When you need to know
How to toast your steak
Who you gonna fax?
KORNHEISER

Someone’s really tall
Or sneaky fat
Who can you tell?
KORNHEISER

He ain’t afraid of Raju
He’ll read a Shad haiku

If you need someone
For a doctorate sash
Who’ll you give it to?
KORNHEISER

If you’re on a plane
Or driving the Bay Bridge
I wouldn’t call
KORNHEISER

A parody of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker, Jr. My great thanks to Joe Aro for taking the time to make this a reality.