Lyrics

I remember when
I remember I remember when I used to write
and not just columnettes, no no!
Tonya Harding and Gilooly
filled so much space.

Now I'm on the air
without hair
hostin' PTI
with a man with more expensive clothes
who never acts surprised.

Does that make me Tony?
Does that make me Tony?
Does that make me Tony
Kornheiser?

And when you're out there riding your bike tonight
do wear white
that's my only advice

Do you
Do you know do you know do you know
who I am?
I'm a very big important man
but not quite Gruden

I'm only Tony
I think I'm Tony
Does that make me Tony
Kornheiser?

-A poor acoustic parody of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy"