Lyrics

For the Dan Fans.....

I recut this with a new front end in honor of Tony's most recent existential crisis

"Hey Grandpa [redux]"

Not quite yet
Age sixty-seven
Up not much later
Than PTI
Wakes up too early
Job prospects dwindling
Looks to the heavens asks
Who the hell am I?

Hey Grandpa
No you won’t host the today show (he won’t sit with Savannah)
Matt Lauer’s job is secure
Please check on him
When he gets so down

Hey Grandpa
Know 'retha Franklin?
Are you AARP members with
The Queen of Soul?
Can’t text or twitter
And only pays cash
He thinks he’s genius
But he’s just growing old

Hey Grandpa
Now read those emails and faxes (read those emails and faxes)
Now read us all those notes
It won’t be long
‘til the Browse About...

[Fade]

A parody of "Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan