Why Taco Bell, Why?

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A parody of a song by Eagles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 09/19/2017  Released: 09/27/2017  First aired: 09/27/2017

Lyrics

I Can’t Tell You Why

There’s drive-thru Tony, he’s grabbing a bite
A little grease is good for the heart
Can’t wait for your cardiologist to get a fresh look at your chart
Yikes!
Fried egg burrito, tell you that’s just cray
That even makes Kornheiser say
Why Taco Bell, why?

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Loved it plausibly live!!
    2540 days ago.

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