Lady Writer
Lyrics
For the Dire Straits fans....[and its half the length of Sultan of Swag!]
Long Gone Writer [Lady Writer]
Long gone writer on the TV
Talks about the world of Tony
World revolves around him too
Copernicus never heard of you yeah
Long gone writer on the TV
Ask for anything for free
Loves to toaster oven cook
Puts old columns out as a book
Just the way that his hair grows only on his face
And he can recall each parking space
From any time, from any place
Long gone writer on the TV
He has emails faxes and your notes
He loves Uranus jokes
Now he’ll read some for all you folks
Just the way that his hair grows only on his face
Raju blamed for his fall from grace
The Browse About’s his final place
Yes he’s a rich old man,
You know Brad Childress is a dead ringer
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Turns ev’ry fan into a rock singer
[Fade to solo]
A parody of "Lady Writer" by Dire Straits
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