Lyrics

You
Who are orange and bald
You have been called
As our role model
And so
We beg for chips
And we take nips
From Alan Bubes' bottle

Teach your littles well
Your TK hell
Mislabeled Jetties
And lids on Coffeemate
People you hate
Like Narisetti

Don't you even seem to care?
You read our emails on the air.
But do you really know we're there?
Just send us stickers.