Lyrics

FedEx called to say, "You've got a box of that,
but we don't know where it's at...."
Shipped from Pittsburgh PA, but delivery's now delayed...
What are we doing out here, man?

It was sent to CHATTER in DC
Sent to where your podcast used to be...
No one seems to know
the rightful addressee
It's a mystery to me

It's a mystery box
It's a real CHATTERBOX...
I wonder what's in the box?
FedEx can go kick some rocks....

By Joe Aro
A parody of "She's A Mystery To Me" by Roy Orbison