Lyrics

I had a friend, was a big clutch placekicker,
back at Woodward High School.

He could split those uprights for ya,
and he dressed really cool, boy...

Heard ‘em the other day on the TK pod,
and all my praise he could do without....

Tony was amazed that Steve kicked a winning field goal,
but all Sandsie kept talkin' about

was PGA
Yeah who is gonna win the PGA?
When will Phil come back? PGA
PGA, yeah (La Cheeserie!!!)

Idea/Lyrics: Jason Kunec in Mechanicsburg, PA
Vocals: Joe Aro in Ellicott City, MD