Toast. Bread.

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A parody of a song by BREAD.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 06/22/2021  Released: 06/23/2021  First aired: unaired

Lyrics


If a toaster costs 300 bucks
Then I think I’ll take two
That price seems pretty good
One for each pair of boat shoes

If appliances are valued in the way that we buy clothes
Then this one’s unsurpassed
Hey, someone do the math

Cuz when Bethesda Bagels are dropped off
Then I can brown them to the perfect shade.

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