Lyrics

I have got no need to stand on line
I can snap my fingers for Willamette Valley wine
I can make a Cliffy go and fill my Beemer’s tires
I am comped a round of golf, if I so desire
I may rake it in each night on PTI
But I can’t get an MRI

I can’t get an MRI, man
I can’t get an MRI, man
I can’t get an MRI, man
I can’t get an MRI, man

Here!
Comes one of the original lines
I can buy anything that money can buy
I contest my water bill and no one gives me lip
But when I call for service you are reading from a script
My insurance has just left me high and dry
So I can’t get an MRI