Lyrics

Alone in the dark a man and his dog
Searching for rabbits and deer
He’s tripping down the sidewalk and nearly breaks his hip
He yells, “Why is the morning sun not here?

It’s those artificial hours, artificial hours
He's tired ‘til Wednesday but nobody cares
They made artificial hours those daylight savings hours
Hours of Tony’s despair

A parody of Bobby Darin, “Artificial Flowers”