Lyrics

Many thanks to Jerry for taking this under his wing, and even doing two versions!

To the tune of ‘Somewhere beyond the sea’

Somewhere
Near to a tee
Somewhere for NBC
There he stands,
Yes it's Steve Sands
And out of the blue comes
“La Cheeserie!”

Steve,
He gets around
But Littles,
They do a-bound
Happy was he with Arnold P
Then some jerk interrupts with
“La Cheeserie!”

I know beyond doubt
Patience, will end all too soon
We’ll meet (I know we’ll meet) outside the store
Get discount,
and then some more
Happy he’ll be,
Once he bribes me,
To never again
Shout “La Cheeserie!”

No more shouting
So long shouting
Bye bye shouting