Lyrics

Ripped from today's OLD GUY segment......

Somewhere, at the DMV
Tensions rise
As Ton' tries to renew his license
without poking out his eyes

He showed up with proof that he's healthy
from his docs...
Then, the chick at Station 7
noticed an unchecked box.....

He found a great spot for his car
a block away he knew this was a bad sign
Well he didn't wanna break the rules
or go back to those 80 fools to wait in that line......

The Orange Man
tricked his way out of wasting more of his time
We'll see you right back here in nine years
he knows, he ain't making nine....
Hell no he ain't makin' nine

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" (Hawaiian version)