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Many thanks to Steve Lipton for recording this for me!

This is dedicated to the memory of Larry Dembinski who, for reasons forever lost to time, was my biggest fan when it came to jingles. RIP, Larry.

On the show, Mr. Tony commented about Dwyane Wade passing Michael Jordan for Most Blocks by a Guard: "And I don't know how many! I can't even... I wrote down three numbers: 170, 240, and THREE THOUSAND." His outrage about this "utterly, utterly meaningless, totally meaningless statistic" inspired this jingle.


525,600 blocked shots
525,000's pretty damned hard
525,600 blocked shots
How do you measure blocks by a guard?

Statistics, statistics
Wade's better than Michael Jordan
Statistics
No, it's not analytics

525,600 blocked shots
How do you measure...
Who gives a s--t?