Lyrics

Masquerading as a man with a ratchet
His charade is the ad read; did you catch it?
And when he claims to DIY, man, well...
He'd have us think he goes to Lowe's

But when he needs to get a washer and dryer
He's suddenly no more a typical buyer
He gets his representative to call
And he hears Jen Babish say:

"Carry on, bald orange one
Clean undies when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
And start naming states."