Lyrics

Tony's scared of things most folks find commonplace
When the cable's out he thinks it's a home invasion.....
Flyin' on a plane with drugs he must be laced
And getting in the water causes palpitations....
And when he's on the Bay Bridge, he'll drive slowly....
Clutching tightly to the wheel he starts to weep.....

Don't cry out loud!
Just enjoy the ride, and learn how to hide your feelings.
Man up, you clown!
And if you should drown,
remember Wilbon won't be surprised.

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
A parody of a song by Melissa Manchester