Lyrics

Oh, Mr. Tony’s getting bored
Movie’s been on for 10 minutes, it’s time to go
and even so
he enjoyed the show
he saw just enough to guess at the ending

Gettin' on on aeroplane
Headin’ out west to golf and to have some fun
he’s gonna need some
Xanax and Valium
and an iPod full of all those mailbag tunes

Oh, he loves those mailbag songs
and funny e-mails make him happy
but there’s almost never enough time
Mr. Tone
It’s obvious to me
you really need to add an hour 3
to listen to the Littles’ songs
that keep running’ on
Mailbag, mailbag, mailbag, amazing

(fade out)
Mr. Tony makes us smile
Jeannie hates Neil Diamond but that’s all right
Tony likes him alright...

A parody of Neil Diamond, "Cracklin' Rosie"