Lyrics

Tony dances and the audience applauds
He asks if we liked the eggs and the new decor downstairs
The new bathrooms are beautiful
Look who decorates the urinal
("Wow, John Feinstein.”)

Tomorrow I’ll meet you there
We'll watch Tony sell underwear
Save me a seat near Jen and Claire
We all will pay in full
in full

A parody of Billy Joel, “Zanzibar"