Lyrics

Just an old bald orange man, used to work on radio...
And now he does a podcast, and he's won a pair of emmys for his tv show.....
I know you've heard this before, but he wakes up before dawn...
He'll catch a movie tonight, but halfway through he's gone....
He's just an old bald orange man
He's Chatterin' on Wisconsin and Jenifer Street....
Just an old bald orange man
He makes straight cash but wants his s-it for free.....

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG" by THREE DOG NIGHT