Lyrics

This guy is so old, yeah he's orange and he's bald
He's cranky as hell, DR. HOF WOF he's called
And he only comes if the parking is free......

His best friend's a socialite, they drink in the car
he gets up before dawn, and does his show from a bar
he'll take summers off, 'cause he's a big TV star oh no and....
he thinks he's so witty hee hee

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "LAID" by JAMES