Lyrics

Hello Ton'
I'm at your bar!
Not much. Where are you?
I'm not sure why I came
It's the end of vacation, not much to do.....
I was thinkin' I might hear a pod,
and take some photos on my cell.
but C'MON MAN what's goin' on
The sign says CLOSED I mean WHAT THE HELL???
I'm not local, I live far away...
I'm a LITTLE and so's my wife
But your water main's broken I guess I'm screwed
because I really wanted chili tonight.....

lyrics/vocals by JOE ARO
parody of England Dan Seals/John Ford Coley

Inspired by the picture of the couple (on Facebook) outside of CHATTER, reading the CLOSED sign.
Oh, and also by Jerry Negrelli's latest jingle "WHY AREN'T YOU OPEN".