La Cheeserie/The Rose (full length version) feat. KJ Ohnstad

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A parody of a song by Bette Midler.
A Collaboration by Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio & Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota
Recorded: 04/16/2018  Released: 04/16/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics


Some say Cheese, it is a Junk Food, that clogs your arteries
Some say Cheese, full of Cholesterol, can lead to Heart Disease
Some say Cheese, it is unhealthy, more dairy than you need...
But I say Cheese, it is Delicious - and its found at La Cheeserie

It is the Heart afraid of clogging that never learns to beat
and the tongue afraid of tasting, that never learns to eat
its the ones who won't try cheeses, with names they can't pronounce
and the miser afraid of spending more than 50 cents an ounce

In the Night, if you get hungry and you feel the urge to snack
and you are Brave enough to think that cheese won't cause you a Heart Attack

Just remember, there's a counter there within Calvert Woodley; where there's cheese - there in abundance at the place called... La Cheeserie


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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Always on the binge list!! Again this morning. So great.
    2041 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Haven't had a comment bomb night in quite a while. Been away, got a new job, training, now back to it!! This is so great! Congrats you guys!!
    2200 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Commack, NY
    This is the third parody of this song...I feel like a "Wind Beneath My Wings" jingle is in order at some point. Great work!
    2220 days ago.