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I got, I got so many travelin’ pets
Yeah, my travelin’ pets
I got, I got so many travelin’ pets
Fauna everywhere that I go!

(A peacock) her pretty feathers take up so much space
(A monkey) get too close he’s gonna eat your face
(a tiger) on the city bus he’s on my lap
(a mastiff) when we’re on a flight he takes a cr*p

Yeah, yeah, I’m kind of a mess
but I get so much comfort from my traveling pets
everywhere, everywhere
that I go!

(A grizzly) in the carpool lane I let him drive
(pirhana) take him with me when I scuba dive
(Alligator) runs the daycare for the local tots
(A cobra) the anti-venom’s gonna cost you a lot

Yeah, yeah, I’m kind of a mess
but I get so much comfort from my traveling pets
everywhere, everywhere
that I go!

A parody of Neil Sedaka, "Calendar Girl"