Hold the Baby [She's a Lady]

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A parody of a song by Tom Jones.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/11/2017  Released: 12/11/2017  First aired: 01/26/2018

Lyrics

Another great idea from the Bard of Winnipeg - great job, Robert!

She’s a Lady/Hold the Baby
I only hold him for a minute
So far that’s my highest limit, just after dinner
This is why I lift those weights
Then I hand him to Liz or Kate, I’m a beginner
Hold the baby, so, so, so scared of this baby
Looking to just hand off this baby, before the baby starts cryin'

Someone holds the dog in place
So she won’t scratch the baby's face, that’s me safekeeping
When will he be ambulatory?
Has he been told the Wooden story, might get him sleeping
Hold the baby, so, so, so scared of this baby
Looking to just hand off this baby, before the baby starts cryin'

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