Thinks He's Intellectual

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A parody of a song by Robert Palmer.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 05/24/2017  Released: 05/24/2017  First aired: 06/01/2017

Lyrics

"Simply Irresistible"

A doctorate from Binghamton
Still can’t believe they gave him one - oh, no
I’ll add here parenthetical
The idea’s antithetical - yeah, yeah

The school must have remorse, or he obtained it by force
He could barely perform even one science course
He’s still a loudmouth to me, but now it seems he

Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Thinks he’s intellectual
Walk-off line, you’ll be working for the Cornell Kids
Thinks he’s intellectual
Michael thought, there’s a better way to go
[Fade]

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Ummm, he meant MEMORABLE....(phone typing)
    2534 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    You really have a knack for these can't miss, mwmorable crowd pleaser sing-a-longs.
    2534 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Great in-restaurant reaction and well deserved. Love it!
    2536 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Big laughs. Great idea and execution.
    2538 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Man, the idea to put this song to this idea is awesome. You choosing that walk-off line to close the song works much better than Tony doing it to close the commencement speech.
    2539 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Really great idea and performance. Concur with Robert on the pre-chorus.
    2541 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is right up my alley. it's you who are smart, not dumb like they say.
    2544 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
    Tremendous use of inserted sound clips - excellent !
    2545 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    This almost makes me not angry. So that's good.
    2545 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    god this is funny, John. that pre chorus is pure gold.
    2546 days ago.