Lyrics

It’s quarter to three
There’s no one on the street—‘cept Chessie and me.
Let’s check out the Post
Get some ideas—for the shows that I host.
I was doin’ alright, bought a bar in Friendship Heights
Where I do my show for free
I do it once on the podcast, and once more on TV.

You know the routine
Click the little button—on your Google machine.
Please check out our ads
So I can make some money—on this crazy idea I had.
Radio was fine, but I thought it was time
So live from Chatter I’ll be
It’s once on the podcast, and once more on TV.

You’d never guess it, but Chatter’s open for breakfast
We’ve got Nigel, Michael, Torie, and Liz.
And if you want a picture, to put up on the Twitter
I’ll pretend to know what that is.

Well, it’s almost time to go
I’ve got to do this later—on TV you know.
Is the Safeway open yet?
They’ve got some great prices—on yogurt I’ll bet.
Tell Michael it’s clear, and get him out here
So he can play golf with me.
After once on the podcast, and once more on TV.