Lyrics

(I heard "breakfast" in the original song the other day and thought who talks about breakfast all the time? And this was the result - breakfast then A block discussion where Joe filled in topical funny stuff.)

Headed down to the DC Border
Inside a bar, they take my order
I see an old man, he's orange and hairless
Screams into a mic, as I eat breakfast
And he says...
"We're plausibly live at CHATTER!"
Talking sports and things, that somewhat matter...
Do you think Matt Albers is getting fatter?
Well he better run, and get himself a trainer.....

Lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki and Joe Aro
Vocals: Joe Aro