Lyrics

(Its one thing for Tony to beg for the crew's Harry's razors. Once Howard crossed the line of shameless begging, a jingle was needed to point this out.

To adjust a quote from The Blues Brothers ...
"We are all in different cities, the recorders are rolling, we have one minute to get this done ... and we're wearing sunglasses".

"Hit it." )

Howard, Howard, Howard
Howard, Howard, Howard
Howard, Howard, Howard
Howard, Howard, Howard
Fineman!
 
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor
Also a professor
Origin'l Classics member
Fineman!
 
Even though he is an
Intergalactic editor
Begs for razors on air without a qualm
 
Must be clean and shavin'
So send a box of razors
And don’t forget about that free balm
 
Needs a shave (help him out)
Help him out (needs a shave)
Needs a shave (help him out)
Fineman
 
Send a box (make it two)
Lots of colors (send him blue)
C'mon Harrys send swag to Fineman

vocals: John Fitzpatrick, Arlington, VA. and Steve Lipton, Springfield, VA.
lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki, Winnipeg, not in VA
kvetching dialogue : Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Professor, Intergalactic Editor, Howard Fineman