Lyrics

Look at what's happened to me
I can't believe what I've done
I thought I would write a few tunes about mail
Not Three hundred and sixty-one !!!!
Believe it or not
I still love this gig
singing songs for a bald orange Jew
I can't sell these shirts, they're all over my house
and Jinglefest is through
but we'll do it again
come next June

By Joe Aro
For Jerry, on his birthday
Parody of "Greatest American Hero" by Joey Scarbury