Lyrics

(Writer's Note: When Jerry first posted the Roy Orbison one, I thought he had done this. Well, since he didn't, I did.)

There was a time
Back when the season started
Bryce Harper's ring
Seemed to be in sight
Now, I'm feeling burned
With leads that just can't be guarded
Bullpen's a mess
Almost every night (now listen....)
All they want, is to get some batters out
F.P.'s in the tank, these guys stink and it makes me wanna shout


And when Treinen starts pitchin'
You know Tony is bitching
Make this guy leave the country...
Yeah, when Treinen is pitchin'
Eggs are boiling in the kitchen
Pontoon boat's bound for the sea...