Maureen (why must you stab me in the eye)

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A parody of a song by The Rolling Stones.
A Collaboration by Carroll Connelley in Stafford, VA & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 10/04/2016  Released: 10/04/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

No luck on the emails and so my lament has spilled over to a song. I wrote the words, and Joe edited and sang it to perfection as always. Thanks Joe!!!

Maureen, Maureen
When will I get my email read
Maureen, Maureen
All my jokes they hit like lead
With no funny in my prose, nor
Curtness I compose
Can't you let just one get by
But Maureen, Maureen
it's like cocktail forks stuck in my eye

Maureen, you're incorrigible, yeah
But ain't it time you let me slide
Maureen, you know my name
My kids they started this whole ride
All those funny Courtney jokes
all my keystrokes are up in smoke
Didn't one of them catch your eye?
Maureen, can ya' tell the Cajun
I'll take the Navy and lay the five

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I just received an email from the man, asking me to edit out MAUREEN, and edit in MICHAEL......
    2746 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    now we know that it's michael's fault, apparently. you might have to take some of these things back.
    2747 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Yes, very nice.
    2751 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Nice job guys, well done.
    2773 days ago.