I Will Always Love Luke

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A parody of a song by Whitney Houston.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 05/22/2017  Released: 05/23/2017  First aired: 06/12/2017

Lyrics

Every day, on the Facebook machine
There are littles who want him quarantined
And one guy
Wanted to buy
him a one-way ticket to Mozambique

But I... will always love Luke
I... will always love Luke
oh Luke, Emmy-award winner Luke

When I
applaud his esprit
People verbally, graphically, assault me
But I know
Like Dave Grohl
He cannot be as obnoxious as he seems

And I... will always love Luke, I
Will always love Luke

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  • Richard in Edgewater
    Luke can afford the flight back from Mozambique, and he would return with a fantastic story.
    1894 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I have played this in my basement like 10 times, Loud. My little girl gave me some weird looks.
    2538 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I practiced that sax solo for so long, thanks for the shoutout!
    2539 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    I will not be wearing a dress during this.
    2549 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Not only am I doing it, but I will be wearing a dress. Don't ask.
    2549 days ago.
  • K8 in Williamstown MA
    Please do this at Jinglefest!
    2549 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    My name is not Luke and this creeps me out. It's also very funny, and would be hilarious live.
    2549 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Given that my name is Luke, this creeps me out a bit.
    2549 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    KJ on the sax, Like Dave Grohl ... this is top grade stuff.
    2550 days ago.
  • Tony Beeson in Cincinnati, Ohio
    Beautiful, creepy, and hilariously funny all rolled into one song. ;-)
    2550 days ago.

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