Lyrics

(Had to speed this one up a bit to get it down to a minute.)

Hey Joe… why aren’t you sponsoring the show with your carpet cleaning hotline?
Hey Joe Hadeed… we need sponsors so that Tony can pay Junior for his time
(Maybe that’ll bring him back)

Hey Harley, hey Aaron… what news dost thou bring from the Window Nation?
(Still throwing in free iPads?)
Hey George from Bagel City… are you still feeding Scott Linn at the radio station?
(And of course the sales weasels)

Don’t get us wrong, we eat Blue Apron, we shave with Harry’s, and we use Zip Recruiter when we’re hiring
(And we call it Mo-dal)
But without a tip from Ronnie Mervis… some podcast listener’s gonna end up paying retail for a diamond