Lyrics

You purchase shoes
Like a girl, purchases shoes
And you love yourself
Just as much as Ted Cruz
And you always think
You’re the hub of every wheel
We all know
That you're not gonna change

'Cause you're fat and you're old
You're rich and you're bald
Your tangerine skin’s
Impossibly thin
You scream when you’re right
Remember all slights
This egoic glitch
A bottomless pit
You, you used to write columnettes, your
Internet show sounded like Tourette’s
You’re fat and you’re old
You’re rich and you’re bald
You’re so out of touch
This is superfluous