After The Glove Is Gone (After The Love Is Gone)

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A parody of a song by Earth, Wind and Fire.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 03/19/2017  Released: 03/19/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

If a missing glove is worth a call to Michael then surely it is worth a jingle. I just wish a song about having only one glove could be by Michael Jackson but I had to go where the muse took me.

For a while, two gloves was all you knew
You were sure you had both one and two,
By design its true
You had both of them with you

Somethin' happened along the way
Suddenly Tony was sad
Somethin' happened along the way
And just one glove was all you had

And oh, after the glove has gone
Did you check for it on the ground?
Did you leave the other one on?
Oh Oh Oh, after the glove has gone
Get Michael on the phone
Can a glove that's lost be found?

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  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Marshall McLuhan just stopped by to tell me that Robert Berg knows nothing about the films of Woody Allen.
    2780 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i've seen annie hall. you're not missing anything, KJ.
    2780 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    No, because you're going to watch this immediately! Or else what we're gonna have here is a dead shark (WATCH THE MOVIE!)
    2780 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Is this gonna be another Spinal Tap / Rob Berg situation?
    2780 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    You . . . WHAT?! How have you survived to 40 without seeing Annie Hall!? Skip LA Confidential, go STRAIGHT to Annie Hall!!! (Includes scenes in Iowa...) Gub is "Take the Money and Run"
    2780 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Annie Hall, huh? Never seen it. Is that where the "gub" audio clip comes from?
    2780 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    You'll have to take it up with Woody Allen about the gym teacher crack, KJ. Brad and I memorized all the jokes from Annie Hall in that basement. Brad refused to do his homework because "the universe is expanding."
    2780 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    How 'bout teaching PhyEd?
    2780 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This jingle made me laugh too. John, so as not to be in the doghouse, I'm gonna have to disagree with your gym teacher statement. But I definitely agree with the anthropology teacher statement!
    2780 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    I would comment here but I'm not a teacher or a do'er. (This jingle made me laugh though)
    2786 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    My gym reference was, in fact, to the long lost "Saturday night mixer" held there with a DJ and teens made nervous when slow jams like this were played. But it is also true that Brad and I grew up in each other's basements (or nearly so) which is where I learned that those who can do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym; and those who CAN do AND teach, teach anthropology. And sing jingles.
    2786 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    must be a hard knock life, B Wizzle.
    2786 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Yes, every anthropology prof starts with gym. It's the apprenticeship demanded by the guild. I don't mean to reveal too many secrets but John and I are, in fact, almost exactly the same age.
    2786 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    btw, this is fantastic and i was crying listening to it. so glad to have you back, steve.
    2786 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    brad, i thought you were like...12 years older than John. were you TEACHING gym class?
    2786 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I was in gym class with John, no surprise. Love!!
    2787 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Oh, man! EW&F! You took me back to the high school gym with this one! Great production and "Did you leave the other one on?" is so sneaky funny! Love it!
    2787 days ago.