Lyrics

Thanks to Robert Sz for his unending string of ideas. And of course thanks to Mr. Tony for being ceaselessly touchy about what the Washington Post writes about him,

Hear me, podcast me, quote me, accurately 

Reading bout me, I do not mind that 
But if you got to, get the quote right 
If you do not, I'll crush the headline writer
And complain about it a lot 

My eyes on you, I read the paper 
And you, you ain't got your facts right
This judge got an opinion 
And a podcast to give a verdict