Lyrics

I actually wrote this last year when the Blue Bell scare happened. I just never recorded it. Well, Blue Bell...has gotta be going out of business, right? This is now an old preemptive jingle somehow.


I went out to get Blue Bell ice cream
and I chose Krazy Kookie Dough
and I know Mr Tony hates it
He says schmutz is the wrong way to go
When I got home that night
Something wasn’t right
What is this feeling?
What is this plight?

I got Listeria, it’s a bacteria
Oh can you feel that? My colon’s screaming
Get to a bathroom fast, the ice cream’s coming back
up and I’m thinking, I’ll soon be weeping
My body’s purging this, out every orafice
Oh god
Listeria is everywhere