He's Leaving Here

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 08/13/2016  Released: 08/14/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

We may not have a show yet, but that doesn't mean we can't have quick turnaround jingles....

Buh-bye Pap!

He's Leaving Here [She's Leaving Home]

Saturday PM at four o'clock ‘fore the game begins
Silently closing the clubhouse door
Leaving the ball club that wants him no more
He thinks back on good times as a Nat, like choking the MVP
Or quietly crushing Drew Storen’s chi
Or rare times with an ERA under three

He (he gave us all heart attacks)
Is leaving (Melancon has what he lacks)
Here (Nats wasted all kinds of money on this guy)
He's leaving town since his stats are way down
Such a lousy year (Bye bye)

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    This is so great John. Wonderful lyrics, and you nailed every vocal component. Just awesome!
    2957 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    A flurry of John Fitzpatrick tunes is just PERFECT for this terrible summer heat!!!!
    2958 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is freakin' AWESOME. Worth the Nats getting the DC Strangler and keeping him all year just to hear this.
    2958 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    The ultimate turnaround jingle - like Brad, this jingle broke the news for me!
    2959 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Another passenger for the pontoon boat-nice work
    2959 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    This is better than a turnaround, since I found out the Strangler was off the team HERE! Such a good story to lose - imagine if Dwight Howard retired? I shudder at the thought.
    2960 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Boom! The inventor of the turnaround jingle back and better than ever!
    2960 days ago.

Playlists

This jingle is included in the following playlists:

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All of John Fitzpatrick's Jingles John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
All the TK Jingles of 2016 Jerry in Annandale, VA
What a Waste of Time John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA

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