Lyrics

Tim Kurkjian's at the store
buying grapefruit juice and more
he wears a giant smile
‘cause he’s in the produce aisle

What has Timmy got? oh, it’s Avocado
(Timmy, Timmy)
Tomato and Cilantro and Avocado
(Timmy, Timmy)
mixing up some guaco with avocado
goes great on his nachos, Tim’s avocado
humming Desperado, buying avocado
Timmy has a motto, I love avocado
christening his yacht-o, S.S. Avocado
the pattern on his ascot-o is avocado
shopping cart bank shot-o, mr. avocado
All of his gelato’s flavored avocado
upsell him on his taco, throw in avocado
tropical climate-o grows avocado
Timmy won the lotto, blew it on avocado
Hopped a flight to Morocco just for avocado
Say it real staccato, I love avocado
He is the mascot-o, Mr. Avocado
Feelin’ for soft spots-o, every avocado
Reds have Joey Votto, Tim has avocado
Garnish his Clamato with avocado
The color of his auto, you guessed it avocado
Seems an awful lot-o, rhymes with avocado
Had more but I forgot-o, about avocado

A parody of Styx, "Mr. Roboto"