Lyrics

Now fans in D.C. know
About the pitching woes
Results always the same
Give up 4 runs way too early in the game
Orchid-i-i-i-i-i-tis, Orchid-i-i-i-tis
In the 1st we are twitchin'
When Stepehn Strasburg is pitchin'
On the mou-ou-ou-ou-ound
I never would've bought it
But Scherzer's gone and caught it
Only seems to go away
On a sunny and seventy-five day
Orchid-i-i-i-i-i-tis, Orchid-i-i-i-tis
In the 1st we are twitchin'
When Stras or Max are pitchin'
On the mou-ou-ou-ou-ound