Lyrics

I've been sending in my notes and my emails too
but I guess they're not as funny as a Shad haiku
MAILBAG it just isn't fair
how my funny correspondence never makes it on air
Windows, and bagels and cars
Getting picks from a monkey just won't get you too far

Kevin's screwing up the weather or it's just bad luck
But even Pete Waiter thinks that IT ALL SUCKS
Sheehan's news just ain't gettin' it done
but I never miss a moment of the REDSKINS AT 1

EMAILS, your faxes and notes
Tony's gonna read a few of them for all of you folks........


By Joe Aro with a special guest appearance by Jennifer Sexton, the lady not yet related to me by marriage....This is one of her all time favorite tunes, so I was able to convince her to join in on it.