Lyrics

Tony says to Kevin "Give me some news"
Kevin says "did you talk about this?"
Tony says "Yes!"
Kevin says "What?"
Tony says "Don't you ever listen? But... Looks like Nigel is pushing you out. you'd better run"
"Well," Kevin says "Where do you want this news reading done?"
Tony says "Right here on News Channel 8, not Channel 1"

Well, he's past 40, so Gary's a man
David's well-spoken, but he rants when he can
Jeane's been painting and gets colors true
Tori's got horses soon to be meant for glue
Tony is demanding free stuff. He's never done

When you're email composing finally gets done. You'll hear it on News Channel 8, not Channel 1

Jerry Negreli is a god to us all
Shad's got a haiku, always four lines tall
We love bagel city, is it a y or an i?
Mervis Diamond importers. Retail? Why???
Do we have any time for this? No? We've got to run

When you're out wearing white on your bike-riding fun. Listen to News Channel 8, not Channel 1