Lyrics

Today is gonna be the day that Chessie's gonna to listen to you
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that mountain lion really respects you
You orange clown.

You should tweet “Yes I am the sheep” when you unlock your iPhone 4
I’m sure that “Model T Ford” was your answer at the Apple Store
I don’t believe that any canine looks at you and thinks
Alpha male.

And all the dogs you’ve buried are still watching
And all the dogs in Washington are choking
There are many things that Chessie still would love to chew
You orange clown…

Because Tony,
Chincoteague is full of ponies…
I know you’re bald…..
But you should bite your doooog!

Lyrics by John Welsh
Vocals by Joe Aro

John handed me the posting duties.....