Choking Dogs (Homeward Bound)

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A parody of a song by Simon & Garfunkel.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 05/14/2015  Released: 05/14/2015  First aired: 05/15/2015

Lyrics

I watch the Capitals' capitulation
play out a TV station

again

Despite their hall of fame coach Trotzy
they blew another series lead
What about that new philosophy?
the result sure looks the same to me!!!!

Choking dogs
oh, Washington
Choking dogs
Choke
Why do we still watch it...
Choke
…when we know they’ll botch it?
Choke
what makes you think next year will be different?

A parody of Simon and Garfunkel, "Homeward Bound"

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  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Standing the test of time.
    2564 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Choking Dogs Bracket next year? This is the 1 seed.
    2564 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Not sure what else to say. This is a tutorial, like many Negrelli songs....
    3291 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    So well done, Jerry! Yes, Cleveland and the Cubs have a history of terribleness, let's not forget about MN teams.
    3291 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I lived in Akron for a couple years as a kid - I think the Cleveland pro scene is what pushed me into being a fan of Pittsburgh teams.
    3291 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Hey, the Indians made the 94 Series, said the Cubs fan. (though, as a one-time, long-time Cleveland resident, I feel that pain, too). Sweet, actually.
    3291 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    In the same way many comedians come from dysfunctional homes, my Cleveland sports fandom has conditioned me well to write sad parodies about sports misery.
    3291 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Man, so wonderfully done. And such a great take on this angle of the choking. You sum up what's worse than actively hating a team: inescapable apathy. I laughed when Wilbon was giving Tony a hard time yesterday for seeing the Caps this way, when his entire "I'm not surprised" take is the exact same thing, :)
    3291 days ago.
  • John Neiswinger in Bel Air, MD
    I'd hate to be a Caps fan on this site - so much doom and gloom lately ;-). Very nicely done
    3291 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Recipe for perfect jingle: Classic tune - check Terrific vocal - check Super production - check Funny - check check Under a minute - check Mix until ready, serve as a master class. PS I liked this one Jerry
    3291 days ago.

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