Lyrics

Hey waiter, don’t you char my bread!
Bring my order on a plate instead!
Red wine now… hey hey! Red wine!
Don’t bring me the pricey things!
No toast covered in sardines!
Red wine… now! Ice cream! No goat!
Tell the waiter, tell his son!
Tony’s headin’ right back to the Palm
Oh yes, now.
If you bring him goat! No goat!
Aw, no bok choi!

[And if you're out there driving a bus
even if you're minding your own business
Tony's in

When the meat is a mystery,
See, It’s not really for Tony.
No, no… now. Red wine! Ice cream...
If you try to serve him uncooked pork,
He’s gonna stab you with a cocktail fork!
Red wine now… what’d I eat? Tail up? ... tail down?

Tell me what’d I eat just now?
Tell me what’d I eat just now?
Tell me what’d I eat?
Tell me what did I eat just now?
Tell me what'd I eat?
Tell me what did I eat just now?
I wanna know.
I said, I wanna know right now.
Tell me is it goat?
I wanna know right now!
Is it goat?
Tell me, is it goat right now?

[Disapproving chatter]