Lyrics

Way up north (north to Bethesda)
Way up north (north to Bethesda)

North...to Bethesda
But be sure, don’t block the box
North..to Bethesda
Just be sure, don’t block the box

Big Ton’ left the Mayflower with some hotel points accrued
With Nigel, his producer, a Brit and an Orange Jew
They crossed the Rock Creek River
And followed the Connecticut Road
On up to East West Highway
Just east of Bethesda Row

Ton’ drove on up Wisconsin, wouldn’t cut through Jones Bridge Road
Kevin’s shortcut is garbage, just stick to predicting snow
The Rockville Pike so full of cars, it’s going to make him howl
Let’s hope they don’t get captured by the Capital Crescent Owl

Where the snow shoes make markings, forget about parking!
North to Bethesda, just be sure don’t block the box
Way up north (north to Bethesda)
way up north (north to Bethesda)