Lyrics

When Tony went to get a new dog and his proof that he would be a good dog owner was "I've buried three dogs." That wouldn't give me confidence if I was one of the Lucky Dog folks.

Think of what the dogs
Have given you Tony
The memories are all in your mind

And now that you’ve come
To adopt a new canine
This is what you say
makes you qualified

You tell them once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?

Yeah it’s once, twice
Three dogs you’ve buried
How will Petco clear you?
Tone, how will they clear you?