Lyrics

His mind is terryclothy-twisted, he likes a deep cotton blend
He makes a very petty, petty choice PTI pays the tab
Did they put him in a Courtyard, by Marriott?
Tone’s a true one percenter, did the bean counters forget?

So he called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my robe"
He said, "We don't have that garment here but we can get you extra soap”
And still those voices are calling in Tony’s head,
Changing inns in the middle of trip
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel with two bathrobes
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
And its doubly priced
Livin' it up at the hotel with two bathrobes
They got the merchandise (They got merchandise)
Tone don't sacrifice