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For my 150th (!) it's the tale of two Jasons. Big props and major thanks to Jason Fuse for creating the backing track. He's so good and so generous with his talent, it was a real pleasure to do this one. And of course, the other Jason is the one and only Jason ISBO. CIllizza and Svrluga should enjoy.

How to Forget

In your face with each screed
A little airtime's all he needs
Got a shouter here

A little feed, a lot of wine
And he'll be yacking the whole time
A good bit's out of fear

He won't stop telling stories
Swears most of them are true
A few of them work best when he works blue

Comments strained, oh egad,
Didn't mean to sound that bad
It was years ago

It happened quick, headlines blared,
So they kept him off the air,
A few weeks or so

His blasts go out on TV
Broadcasts and falls asleep
Just after eating ice cream by the sink

They haven't fired him yet
It's still a pretty safe bet
It's just a matter of time, I'm guessing

They haven't fired him yet
It's still a pretty safe bet
It's just a matter of time, I'm guessing